Review: Land of the Lost

“Good afternoon, Universal Studios development. How can I help you?”

“Yeah, listen, this is Norris up in the big man’s office. We got a problem.”

“What is it?”

“We got a big hole in the release calendar for the first week of June 2009. Right now it just says Will Ferrell Comedy Blockbuster. We need a property. Whaddaya got kicking around down there? You know, something Will Ferrell-y.”

“Well, let’s see…we’ve got a caveman script that got some good coverage. Lots of slapstick, farting – it’s pretty Will Ferrell-y.”

“No good. Sony’s already got a caveman thing with Jack Black. But I think you’re on the right track. How about something with dinosaurs?”

“Hmm…no, nothing with dinosaurs. Except…nah.”

“What is it? Spit it out, man!”

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